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TheRetroBaby would like to welcome you to there Funky Baby Clothing Shop.
Before you start shopping we came up with a Funky Baby Clothing Story that best describes The Retro Baby.


Is your daughter not really the "Mommy's Little Princess" onesie type? Is she way too cool for that "I Love My Grandma" outfit your mother-in-law gave her? Match your child's outfit with her personality . . . rad babies deserve funky threads!

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You've come to the perfect place for stylish new clothes for your funky baby. Say goodbye to the lame hand-me-down baby clothes your friends and family have passed along to you. Your baby deserves only the best (and coolest)! Check out the selection of old school laptees, onesies and T-shirts from TheRetroBaby.com. You are certain to find outfits that fit your baby's personality among the wide variety of retro movie, cartoon, television show and video game-themed clothes.

Repeat after me: I love my baby and I will only dress him in the coolest clothes! Say it a few times if you need to . . . whatever it takes to make it stick. TheRetroBaby.com makes it so easy, there is no excuse for putting your kids in less-than-cool clothes. We'll even give you a cheat sheet! Big purple dinosaur--not cool. Fish Bowl Girl--cool! Tug boats--not cool. Wonder Woman--cool! Footballs--not cool. Screamin' Skateboarder--cool! Any questions?

Trying to "out dress" another kid on the block? Join the mailing list at TheRetroBaby.com and be the first to know about the latest additions to our collection of funky baby clothes. All of our clothes are 100 percent cotton and machine washable, so there's no need to worry about your little one getting a little too "funky" in his new outfit!

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Are you wondering why your baby just won't stop crying? You fed her, changed her diaper, and burped her but nothing seems to make her happy! Maybe she doesn't like the hand-me-down pink polka dot onesie that she's wearing for the sixteenth time. Try dressing her in clothes from TheRetroBaby.com--a cool new outfit is guaranteed to make every baby happy! Seriously . . . who could cry while sporting an awesome JoyStick Master or Drop The Beat Long Sleeve Onesie?

All The Cool Kids Are Doing It! Babies have feelings too, you know. You don't feel your best or most confident when you aren't happy with your outfit, and neither does your baby. Your children want to be the "cool kids" in the neighborhood and they shouldn't suffer just because they can't speak up or dress themselves! No little boy wants to wear a lame duckie outfit when he could be getting attention and laughs from the adults in a retro Mr. T onesie

To the untrained ear, baby talk usually sounds like unintelligible babble with the occasional "Mama" and "Dada" mixed in. However, years of research have revealed that those grunts and coos are really your baby's way of asking for cool clothes from TheRetroBaby.com! Come on Mom, little Johnny slept through the night three nights in a row . . . reward him with that Beaker T-shirt he's had his eye on

Explore the wide selection of machine-washable, old-school baby clothes at TheRetroBaby.com, and dress your baby in style. We also invite you to sign up to receive free updates and offers via email from the source of the coolest baby clothes on the planet. Be the first to know about the latest retro onesies and laptees available for your baby!

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