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Who says you have to talk, walk or feed yourself to be funny? Your baby may not be able to keep your friends and family in stitches by cracking jokes, but laughter is guaranteed to fill the air when you dress him in funny baby clothes from TheRetroBaby.com! Of course, they'll be laughing at him rather than with him, but very scientific research conducted by TheRetroBaby.com has proven that your child's self-confidence will not be permanently scarred by the pointing and laughing so early in life

Confucious: The Father of Comedy
Look up "funny" in the dictionary and whose picture will you see? Confucious . . . duh! It just doesn't get any funnier than this ancient Chinese philosopher. Lucky for you and your kid, TheRetroBaby.com has printed some of his most popular sayings about early childhood on 100 percent cotton, machine washable onesies and T-shirts. Choose from "I'm in the Zone, the Poopy Zone," "Where there is a Baby there is Drool," or many other funny "Confucious Says" sayings.

Philosophy not really your baby's cup of juice? Don't you worry--we've got other options guaranteed to keep the laughs coming. Check out our retro television-themed T-shirts and onesies featuring characters from CHiPs, Fantasy Island, The A-Team and Dallas. Is your baby more into movies than TV? She's certain to love a Grease, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory or Goonies onesie!

Start your child down the path to comedic genius and order funny baby clothes from TheRetroBaby.com today. There's no question that funny kids are popular kids. You do want your child to be popular, don't you?

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Are you wondering why your baby just won't stop crying? You fed her, changed her diaper, and burped her but nothing seems to make her happy! Maybe she doesn't like the hand-me-down pink polka dot onesie that she's wearing for the sixteenth time. Try dressing her in clothes from TheRetroBaby.com--a cool new outfit is guaranteed to make every baby happy! Seriously . . . who could cry while sporting an awesome JoyStick Master or Drop The Beat Long Sleeve Onesie?

All The Cool Kids Are Doing It! Babies have feelings too, you know. You don't feel your best or most confident when you aren't happy with your outfit, and neither does your baby. Your children want to be the "cool kids" in the neighborhood and they shouldn't suffer just because they can't speak up or dress themselves! No little boy wants to wear a lame duckie outfit when he could be getting attention and laughs from the adults in a retro Mr. T onesie

To the untrained ear, baby talk usually sounds like unintelligible babble with the occasional "Mama" and "Dada" mixed in. However, years of research have revealed that those grunts and coos are really your baby's way of asking for cool clothes from TheRetroBaby.com! Come on Mom, little Johnny slept through the night three nights in a row . . . reward him with that Beaker T-shirt he's had his eye on

Explore the wide selection of machine-washable, old-school baby clothes at TheRetroBaby.com, and dress your baby in style. We also invite you to sign up to receive free updates and offers via email from the source of the coolest baby clothes on the planet. Be the first to know about the latest retro onesies and laptees available for your baby!

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