Who says you have to talk, walk or feed yourself to be funny? Your baby may not be able to keep your friends and family in stitches by cracking jokes, but laughter is guaranteed to fill the air when you dress him in funny baby clothes from TheRetroBaby.com! Of course, they'll be laughing at him rather than with him, but very scientific research conducted by TheRetroBaby.com has proven that your child's self-confidence will not be permanently scarred by the pointing and laughing so early in life

Confucious: The Father of Comedy
Look up "funny" in the dictionary and whose picture will you see? Confucious . . . duh! It just doesn't get any funnier than this ancient Chinese philosopher. Lucky for you and your kid, TheRetroBaby.com has printed some of his most popular sayings about early childhood on 100 percent cotton, machine washable onesies and T-shirts. Choose from "I'm in the Zone, the Poopy Zone," "Where there is a Baby there is Drool," or many other funny "Confucious Says" sayings.

Philosophy not really your baby's cup of juice? Don't you worry--we've got other options guaranteed to keep the laughs coming. Check out our retro television-themed T-shirts and onesies featuring characters from CHiPs, Fantasy Island, The A-Team and Dallas. Is your baby more into movies than TV? She's certain to love a Grease, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory or Goonies onesie!